How do I smuggle this antler Christmas tree home to π¨π π€ π

How do I smuggle this antler Christmas tree home to π¨π π€ π

Checkin luggage should allow no? Or just fly it over yourself (always wanted to say that)
Deep pockets
If Jason Lowery had a Christmas tree ππ€£
Love it, you steal it, Iβll pay somebody to do the prison time. We share, alternate years π