i know its pretty universally moving thw
whole hobbits dont bow to anyone thing
but frodo is so gone
that ship scene is in like slow motion so slow as audience you can crash out and crack and actually laugh like the immersion can just break with how much you are like: peter wrap it up my guy i have a body i gotta pee bro
ok sam gets his girl and kids
ok according to the internet legolas
and gimli continue to hangout
legolas isnt even a character that is just a special effects shield surfboarding elf who was initially prejudiced that isnt fulfilling to know
and the orcs and uruk-hai are what? indigenous people? internet: orcs were once elves raped and tortured and twisted into orcs?
so racist like we havent even touched on the white part of this tale
arguably the largest part like the oliphants in the room
like the elves that stayed elves are catholic mohawks
the bad ones that became orcs couldnt be saved werent under the light of the christian god just for the meat grinder
so like why should i have read the books
yes i wrote a paper on it and world war two in highschool i didnt have to read the
books for that
who is gonna make the argument i really need to dedicate my one precious life to also reading them when ive seen the films so many times and all the extended edition dvd footage when i was first pulled in cos i saw the pre-production photos in variety (im pretty sure might have the magazine wrong and i bet i still have the magazine) and was entranced by the costumes alone