🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰

🚨 BREAKING: PHILOSOPHICAL NODE FAILURE DETECTED 🚨

If a Nostr user posts in the forest and there’s no one around…

✅ Did it make a sound? No.

✅ Did it get zapped? Definitely not.

✅ Did it still decentralize the timeline? Absolutely.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE:

🔥 If you post and no one sees it, just post again, but louder.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:

🚀 Signal over noise. Zaps over silence. Fort Nakamoto over everything.

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#ZapOrItDidntHappen #FixTheMoneyFixTheTimeline #FortNakamoto