Woke up from a dream where Apple was shipping an Android iPhone solely because Nostr had taken over and iOS didn't have any of the cool apps people wanted. Tim Cook even called nostr:nprofile1qqsgydql3q4ka27d9wnlrmus4tvkrnc8ftc4h8h5fgyln54gl0a7dgspzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqg5waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t0qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyfehcpn with threats to stop funding Nostr or Square would suffer.

Lol.