Healthcare system requires more government spending per capita than any other Western country, employs more useless pen-pushing middlemen, and rests on more pages of regulations.

Has Third-World outcomes.

But changing it would be "OMG Socialism!".

NEWSFLASH: you have Socialism, my friends. But only for the rich, and well-connected corporate parasites. Literally any change even govt single payer would be less Socialist.

Health Care is the last thing government should be involved in

LOL, you guys want Health care from the same people that murdered 4 million people in the Middle East over the past 20+ years