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I wish I were the judge just so I could do this:

Me: Counselor, what’s today’s date?

#Trump lawyer: August 11, 2023.

Me: Whew! I thought maybe we entered a time warp. Because you keep saying “President Trump.” Mr. Trump is not the president, right?

TL: well, um, right.

Me: Joe Biden is the president. Agreed?

TL: um, yes, Joe Biden is the president.

Me: Excellent! Then to avoid any more confusion, please refer to the defendant as Mr Trump or the former president. Are we clear?