I am aware that this is #ProofOfAutistism because normal people wear pants, but I have no regrets.
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Lol "Autistism"
For real, though, you look great. And I like old, plump ladies in short skirts.
I guess I'm not normal. I wear skirts/dresses almost exclusively. Living in Wyoming where it can be exceedingly windy and cold, that means wearing legging underneath, to keep warm and to keep from pulling a Marilyn Monroe. Our church is at the base of the mountain where the wind can be insanely strong. Everyone quickly learns to park nose into the wind, so you don't get yanked out of the car and bend the hinges when you get out. I can't tell you how many times I was walking into or out of church with my hands full and a giant gust of wind hit me. Even with leggings on, I really don't want to be standing there with the bottom of my skirt up around my head, so I would just plop down on the stairs until the gust stops.
Hilarious imagery.
I have that issue, sometimes, so only opaque leggings. But it's not very windy here. Generally enjoy the loose, airy insulation of a skirt layer. Keeps me warm, without the sweatiness of lined pants.
The other day my son did something for me, so I replied "Danke Shane (sp?)." My son replies "your welcome in German."
it's like "shoon" as in like spoon, but with a slight opening of the vowel at the end, it's written "schoene" and uses the old latin OE which is encoded with the umlaut (two dots above a vowel) which in most cases means the vowel is opened out to an E sound before the next consonant, it's not a or u or e it's something in between... in hungarian and turkish and chinese there is 25 vowels, they have a vowel for every combination, oe, au, ui, ia, iu, etc etc, you can imagine the grid of aeiou and then left is first top is second, it is hard for most people who don't speak these languages to catch the extra vowels
like, bulgarian only has 6 vowels, one being this funny "uh" called "er maluk" and then a number of dipthongs, mostly "ey" (like how we say a in english) and "ay" which is like how we say I, and their "i" is like "ee"
i think the best way to visualise it is the grid of paired vowels though, and you can put a dot in there to represent every vowel or vowel/semivowel pairing
oh yeah and then there is rules about those hidden pauses... bulgarians have weird ones about that, they "devoice" the consonants with voice, and it makes their speech sound like a machine gun going off lol, PRRRRRRRTTTT lol