no one who sleeps with socks on should be trusted
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You have no idea how strongly I agree with this statement.
Things this Dad says, ranked by frequency:
1. Turn the lights off
2. Shut that door behind you, I'm not paying to cool the entire neighborhood
3. TAKE OFF YOUR SOCKS BEFORE BED
4. I love you
They're hiding the cyborg charging port
i used to not necessarily dislike sleeping with socks on a long time ago
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