It's easy to impress me by using tools and fixing appliances, or knowing the names of the flora and fauna, or quoting German philosophers. Or applying calculus or signal theory to a real-life problem.

Or having fast reflexes.

Or figuring out how to get home on a hike, when the cell phone has no connection. 🙈 I'm fantastic at reading maps because they're charts and I Love charts, but I have no inner compass.

Sorry, TL;DR.