Want a good explanation of the 'isms'? Here you go..

You ever read this Ann Landers explanations of Socialism, Communism & so forth? Here you go..

Socialism: You have two cows, Give one cow to your neighbor

Communism: You have two cows. Give both to the government, they give you some milk

Fascism: You have two cows. You give all of the milk to the government and the government sells it

Nazism: You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both the cows.

Anarchism: You have two cows. Keep both cows, shoot the government agent, and steal another cow

Capitalism: You have two cows. Sell one. Buy a bull