Damus is going to hit the top of the charts so fast. Won’t even need to purple pill - it’ll just happen.
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Best case scenario... maybe all of the people waiting for it will download it, causing it to rise, causing people to wonder what it is and check it out, a little network affect will happen, then we'll get some Apple tech blogs to write about it's rising success.
A flood of 5 star reviews from the early die-hards will help it rise quickly, too!