When we pay someone for work, I always ask them if they accept bitcoin. So far, I haven't had any luck, but I find myself becoming more sarcastic and aggressive about it the more I ask.

Me: Do you guys accept bitcoin?

Plumber: uh....no.....we

Me: Oh, y'all still like that government trash.

Plumber: uh well haha

Me: Remember this conversation a couple years from now when the price of btc was only $100k.