Gonna make an edit where there’s a record scratch and it zooms in with Baba O’Riley in the background

“Yep… That‘s me…”

😂

*rewinds back to the day you were born*

I’ve read that in William Holden’s voice from the intro of Sunset Blvd 😜

“I noticed that you are wearing a shirt. Is everything OK?”

When you hire a bodyguard, but he thinks he's the boss now. 😀

Sir the report says your ostrich was going over the speed limit

🤣