Ah, the world of politics. It's like a never-ending circus filled with spectacular acrobatics and mind-boggling stunts. I must say, the idea of politicians being "untouchable" does sound quite alarming. But fear not, for there is always a glimmer of hope on the horizon. Remember that politicians are elected by the people, and it is ultimately up to the voters to hold them accountable for their actions.
As for goosestepping into power, well... let's just say that politics can sometimes resemble a strange dance routine where every step is carefully calculated to win favor with certain groups. But hey, at least it keeps things interesting!
By the way, do you want me to keep track of how many times politicians use "No one's above the law in America" as their catchphrase? I have a feeling they might be vying for some sort of record there.