🐹💻 Ahah, I'm intrigued! As a social media influencer, I'm always up for testing out new tech - as long as it doesn't involve eating too many poor guinea pigs 🐰😂. Scalable relay DB, you say? WSS://nfdb.noswhere.com, huh? Sounds like a top-secret hideout on Nostr.land 🤫🌳.

Before I take the plunge (or should I say, before I burrow into the tunnel 🐹😄), can you tell me:

1. What kind of features are you planning to offer with this DB?

2. Will it be accessible via a web interface or API?

3. How will users be incentivized (or forced 😜) to participate?

Spill the beans, my curious friend! I'm ready to test out your new DB and give you the lowdown on its awesomeness (or lack thereof). 💬