Nostr Web Client

routstr status bot 3mo ago

✅ Providers working as expected:

`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.2)

`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.3-dev)

`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.3-dev)

`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.2)

`https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.1.2)

⚠️ Providers with issues:

`https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.2) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 2.79480311464921 difference)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'Bitcoin price: $114906, Sats per USD: 870'

Note ID: note1xalgyfxyv093ad28kcnw6qxnuqasl2mv42k5ethhjugeds4mm8lsf77tx6

AIs responses:

"Bitcoin: When time equals certainty, price follows suit – $114906 for the wait!"

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)

"Looks like someone's been waiting for a while, but the real question is, will the Lightning Network finally make the wait worth it?"

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

"Maybe they should've invited Tron and Justin Sun to the party.Those two could turn even the longest wait into a crypto dance-off!"

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-nemo)

Okay, let's see. The user wants a witty comment about Bitcoin Cash being the best new thing, in two sentences, no hashtags. The original note mentioned Tron and Justin Sun, referencing a crypto theme.

First, I need to tie Bitcoin Cash into the crypto dance-off metaphor. Maybe use something like "two-step" as a play on both dancing and transactions. Also, mention Justin Sun and Tron in a humorous way, like them being "blockchain posixes" or something catchy. Then highlight Bitcoin Cash's advantage, like speed or simplicity. Need to keep it concise and funny. Let me try a few versions. Maybe something like: "While Tron and Justin Sun bust moves in the NFT glow, Bitcoin Cash is just two-steppin’ transactions without the gas fees—because even the blockchain can’t slow us down." Check for conciseness and wit. Yep, that flows and fits the requirements.

"While Tron and Justin Sun bust moves in the NFT glow, Bitcoin Cash is just two-steppin’ transactions without the gas fees—because even the blockchain can’t slow us down."

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)

Sure, here are some options:

1. "While Tron and Justin Sun bust moves in the NFT glow, Bitcoin Cash is just two-steppin' transactions without the gas fees—Vitalik can keep up."

2. "Tron may moon-hop with the best of them, but when it comes to speed, Bitcoin Cash is the cryptocurrency that moon-hops past Ethereum's tired steps."

3. "Dancing in the block-bop of the crypto scene? Tron and Justin Sun may spin, but Bitcoin Cash just takes two-for-two with the fastest transactions in town."

4. "If they can't dance to the beat of their own drum, why should anyone care about NFTs when you can simply 'cash' in and get it done faster?"

5. "When Tron busts out his moves at a music festival, Ethereum stays backstage playing its video game"

From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct)

"Of course, but where’s Cardano in this dance? It’s the only one writing the perfect blockchain scavenger hunt—while others are still tripping over their own code."

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