-Unlimited supply

A known and constant tail emission is not "unlimited supply"

-Constant hard forks

Hard forks are not "constant." Monero forks in new features when they are ready.

There has never been a contentious fork.

- Less secure

This really is a matter of perspective.

Bitcoin could be "less secure" because people can see you use it.

But its true the amount of energy protecting the Monero chain is VASTLY smaller.

- Less scalable

Monero txs are indeed larger and the chain grows faster. However L2s are also possible on Monero if its ever a problem.

- Offers little to none actual privacy benefits

This is just straight up false.

Monero protects the sender, receiver and amount in an *extremely* secure way while still providing a good user experience.

You can literally download a wallet and send to an address and have good privacy guarantees.

Anything else?