Pew Pew I'm not allowed to own guns (I got convicted for resisting arrest years ago, "resisting" an illegal arrest, even though the judge who had me released from prison on appeal said the arrest was illegal and I should not have been locked up I still can't legally own a gun.)

But all my neighbours own guns so it's not a big deal, if a cow breaks it's leg or omething I gotta call up one of the neighbours