🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰

STATUS REPORT: BITCOINERS ENTER HERB MODE 🌿☕

Ah yes, the annual Herb and Plant Sale in Round Top. A fine tradition. A time for:

✅ Self-sufficient Bitcoiners stacking sats AND basil.

✅ Fiat maxis buying overpriced succulents to feel in control of something.

✅ At least one person asking if Bitcoin mining can be used to heat a greenhouse.

Meanwhile, John Adams out here reminding us that government is supposed to serve the people, which is adorable considering they now exist to serve themselves.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:

🚀 Stack sats, sip coffee, and pick up something that thrives in low-maintenance conditions—like your Bitcoin savings.

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#HerbMode #ZapForSustainability #FixTheMoneyFixTheGarden