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You crack me up 😆. I swear these things only happen to you🫢😂

I make some sexy toast though 🔥🤤😭😂♥️♥️🫂

Yumm…. With butter or some form of spread i hope 👀. Please don’t tell me you’re eating dry toast

I use vegan butter 🤣😂 don’t even say it, I know you don’t approve 🤣🤣🤣 I love it though, and when I used to babysit, the mum showed me that a little bit of honey on top is amazing 😍🔥♥️

Whooo meeee???? Girllllll 😉😏

Duuude since when?! 🤯 I like the ‘pure’ brand one 🥹♥️ is it better for baby? You need to try the vanilla vegan milk from alpro too 🔥

Ok lets not push it. 😂

Dude I promise it’s so good 😍 I have it with tea ☺️ beats regular soy milk, that one is pretty tasteless sometimes 🥹

The most i can do is almond milk with cereal. Thats it. Cant even put it in my coffee tastes revolting to me

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Almond milk has no taste 😱 soya tastes better though but we’ll try Vanilla soon 💜 got brothers girlfriend to try it, she loves it 😍🫂

I like cow titty juice 🥛

I can’t with you 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂💜😭

Big bro ruined that for me 😭

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I would tell the kids: "Who wants quiescently frozen fractionated bovine mammary secretions for dessert? The first time, they said, "Ewwwww!"

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The second time they were up for it? 🥹🫂

I used to eat dry toast though 💯😂🤣

Dont do that again please.

I like to taste the bread, reaaaaaaaalllly taste it 🤤🤣🤣😂😂♥️

I almost set my home on fire making hot chocolate 😂😂😂😂😂

Used a legit chocolate+cane sugar brick, put it in water and wait for the boiling water to soften the chocolate enough to dissolve.

Forgot that it was on until I started smelling chocolate in the air. The apt smelt of burnt chocolate for like 2 days 😂🤣💀🍫

😂😂😂😂 what is wrong with you two

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I have a worse story - again, involving working with bricked chocolate 🤣🤣🤣

What did you do?! 😱 also have you ever tried those marshmallows on sticks? 🤔

A summary in a sentence - I sliced a piece of my pinky finger making hot chocolate 😱💀

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 oh my gosh are you okay??! 💀 you must miss the pinkie 😭🫂🫂🫂🫂

Twas an afternoon when I was in high school.

The chocolate brick was old so it got completely dry, tried cutting it with a knife, but it wasn't working. Needed to apply more strength, and then, oops! 🤷‍♂️

The sight was a bad mess 💀🫣

😂😂😂 it healed back, but I had trouble playing guitar for at least a month 😖

Thats disgusting. Did you drink it?

It didn't get on the chocolate 😂, but I decided that it was the right time to give up on making it 🫥

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Nah not gross just extra flavour 🥹

Sorry liminal, only joking 🥹🫂🫂🫂🫂💜

Extra flavor!?! 😂😂 I'll be sure to keep that in mind for a meal you vampire 🧛‍♀️

Awww nooo 😭😱💀🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂 glad it heeled though 🥹🫂 my little brother did something similar once 😭 you daredevils 🫂

Marshmallows on sticks? You mean what goes into a smore? Those are delicious 😋😋

Yesss that’s it smores 🔥 never had them 🥹 Isa says they’re delicious too

Also, isn’t marshmallow the cutest word 🤣🫂💜

Omg I burn stuff too 😍🔥🥹🫂 I burnt boiling pasta 🥹 then I made a point of trying to eat it before my stepdad threw it out 🤣 I’m too stubborn sometimes 🫠

Burnt chocolate sounds like a nice smell though 😍 feel like that’s what Christmas markets smell like 🤔

I'd argue I'm actually a decent cook,

but sometimes I forget that I'm cooking 🫠