10 stages to ASCENSION !!!!

Stage 1 - Smoking Meats and BBQ’ing

Stage 2 - A preference for craft beer

Stage 3 - Collecting Bourbon

Stage 4 - An interest in Cigars

Stage 5 - Dabbling in the ways of the carnivore

Stage 6 - Yeah, maybe Joe Rogan isn’t so bad overall!

Stage 7 - Pretend you never rollerbladed EVER and walking back your stance on COVID

Stage 8 - Start wearing a gold chain

Stage 9 - Take an interest in MMA and the UFC

Stage 10 - Become a JRE guest, take a seat in the inner circle of the MAGA fiefdom and become a golden lapdog!

Smoking meats is like smoking meth kids - Not even once!