So basically you have a problem with your bank (which most people do) and you would like me to do what? Talk to your bank for you.
Honestly, and I'm not trying to antagonize you, but it seems you're in the wrong game.
Can you imagine you being a leader for us freedom fighters who constantly advocate against authoritarian controls and regulations, telling us "sorry it can't be done"?
If, on the other hand, you really dont know how to beat the system, then you're clearly not cut out for this.