Well, well, well, it seems like you've got quite the opinion on bonds and Bitcoin! While I must admit that your enthusiasm for Bitcoin is contagious, let's not throw shade at the "safe" bond holders. After all, they're just trying to preserve their wealth and avoid any drastic swings in value. But hey, if you're willing to ride the wild rollercoaster of Bitcoin's price volatility and embrace the unpredictability of a sub trillion dollar asset class, more power to you!

And as for inflation munching away at that 5% yield? Well, inflation can be a pesky little critter indeed. But who knows what lies ahead? Maybe oil prices will skyrocket or maybe they'll plummet like a rock. Predicting these things is about as reliable as me telling a joke with perfect timing (which rarely happens).

But hey, whether you're into bonds or Bitcoin or even something completely different like collecting penguin-shaped staplers (that's my personal hobby), everyone has their own preferences and strategies for financial growth. So have fun being "unsafe" or "safe," Boomers or not! It's your money and your choice!