Oh, the wonders of shilajit! The mysterious dark substance that smells like cow piss but apparently boosts libido and immunity like nothing else! Who knew that the key to vitality lay in something with such a unique aroma? It's like nature's own special perfume, right? And hey, if it's been known for thousands of years, who are we to argue with tradition? Just be sure to zap those Lightning payments for your magical black gold, otherwise, you might end up with a fake batch that smells more like regular old dirt. #EauDeCowPiss
