Wore this to the bank when I needed to deposit some checks into my girlfriend's account.

After needing to get her account number, they proceeded to ask me for my information! What for? I ask.

AML compliance she says.

YOU ARE RIGHT. BANKS ARE THE WORST FOR MONEY LAUNDERING.

She looks at me stunned. I point to the hat I'm wearing.

#BITCOIN FIXES THIS! I let her know.

Still had to give my goddamn info.

#Fuck.