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OH I LOOK VERY CONCERNED AND PEEVED AND GO LIKE DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE THING IN SWITZERLAND? THEY SEND UP THESE GIANT TRUCKS AND PUMPS LIKE SEPTIC SERVICE TYPE, UP INTO THE SCENIC SWISS ALPS
AND THEY START SUCKING UP ALL THE MIST THAT FORMS IN THE MORNING, WITH GIANT HOSES INTO THESE TANK TRUCKS
AND SO IT DOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO PRECIPITATE INTO MORNING DEW AND ALL OF THE SPECIES DEPENDING ON THAT ARE DYING OUT FROM HABITAT DISRUPTION
AND IF THEY ASK WHY, I SAY, OH THEY DEHYDRATE IT AND USE THE POWDER AS SOME SORT OF FOOD ADDITIVE OR SOMETHING