Processed American foods can make it thru a nuclear holocaust. It'll still be fresh AF after 4,125 miles

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HAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣

What makes you think I would make my dear nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 a processed sandwich? I bake my own bread and demand the finest whole good ingredients as any self-respecting sovereign individual should.

Good point!

But I don't think u can vacuum seal bread 😑

Google says you can.

I tried it but it mushes it down into a pita!

Maybe if the bread had a hearty crust it'd survive the vacuum

Damnit you said 4,129 miles...

Guess it'll mold on the last 4 miles. So close...

I guess #tanelstillwont