When a man loves his work so much he cuddles the screen after spraying liquefied frivolity all over it, takes a keepsake picture, Then years later, slips it into a recent amateur bot post.

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Could we get 5% more spicy plz 🥺

... you're not a real hacker until we've seen your asshole.