let a woman in your life
and your sabbatical is through.
in a line that never ends
come an army of her friends
come to jabber and to chatter and to tell her what the matter is with you.
Discussion
I truly hate women as a creature but it's not their fault. It's in their nature to fuck you up as much as they can to see if you're the real deal. Like bitcoin audits every 10 minutes +-, they also have a periodic check built into them to see if you're strong enough to handle their *tests*.