If a monkey hoarded more bananas than it could eat, while most of the other monkeys starved, scientists would study that monkey to figure out what the heck was wrong with it. When humans do it, we put them on the cover of Forbes.
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Ever considered that the monkey was taking risks the other monkeys weren't willing to take and therefore deserved his banana hoard?
Haha, he went up the the high limbs that the other monkeys were scared to go.
Most likely. Other coward monkeys can just go beg for scraps.
Bananananananananas go off after a while, if he isn't trading or using them for something else, then they have a right to investigate why a monkey wants a lot of rotting banananananas!
Nope. They are his bananas. He worked for them. He can let the rot if he wants to.
Oh, I am not saying that the monkey can't do with his banananas whatever he wants, only that we should study the reasons and motives that the monkey has. There may be important lessons to be learnt there, maybe we all need piles of rotting banananas piling up in our yard! Maybe there are unknown cosmic laws that we are unaware of but that the monkey has tapped into. Or it could just be that the monkey is diseased and we now need to isolate them from the rest of monkey society - for the good of the children etc.
"Studying the reasons" sounds like an inquest. good luck with your rotting bananas, Monkey. They may take your good ones away in their MMT scheme.
Why is this like actually really true 😂
It’s not true in any way shape or form
Correct.
Monkeys can't be scientists.