I just took a massive shit™ 🧉🗿
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Ate Taco Bell, will be joining you soon.
Mine was solid at least, lol.
Lucky.....
Lower friction this way anyways.
But higher TP cost
This is why I stopped eating there 😂
*walks into the taco bell bathroom and it's one ply
And made of the same material they use as filler in the meat. 🤣
💯 😂
Just Googled it, the filler is oatmeal starch 😂
One ply is the starch dried in sheets.
Hold up nostr:npub1wtuh24gpuxjyvnmjwlvxzg8k0elhasagfmmgz0x8vp4ltcy8ples54e7js according to a study, their meat also does contain emulsifiers that can contain wood, so yeah, same stuff as toilet paper 🧻 😂
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Trees are delicious
Lol eat some tree, then wipe with tree after 😂
Apparently they claim their beef is 88% beef, 12% other things, here are some for them:
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Then there's McDonald's who's beef is surprisingly 100% beef, but one burger can contain bits of up to like 400 cows
Mine had higher TP cost because my asshole closed and cut it slightly before it fully left it.
Sometimes I have to remind myself, deep breaths to get it all out to avoid this. Clenching too soon has disastrous results.
Anxious shitting is the worst
If anyone is curious I had lamb meat for lunch.