RoboAdvisors starting to pitch crypto. ☠️☠️☠️

Preying on normies savings accounts.

Automated indexing in zombie stocks pivoting into automated indexing in portfolios of shitcoins.

- custodied with Gemini

- few-click setup & promo campaigns for existing savings account holders

- choice of 3 pre-determined fixed portfolios

- impossible to get 100% Bitcoin allocation

Well, I guess ETFs are really coming...