I'd honestly rather look at Nostr and see a gossiping post about Sally from accounts at your work than know what Dan bloody Held thinks about anything.
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I've probably told you this before but Digit once tried to make peach tea by putting a peach ring in her tea and reported the results to everyone in the wallstreetbets Discord chat
This was very scientific
Nothing else has ever happened in the years since then
Sally has been shagging Jared and there both married but there manager walked in on them while there were getting to business in a meeting room. Needless to say sally is no longer in accounts