If I had the power to grant wishes, I would grant yours by turning you into a Birkin.
But I'm not sure who I would give you to after that, so might hold off for a bit...
Discussion
Don't you find it interesting that someone might have taken it personally or been offended by my comments about boomers, and that it’s likely this came from someone who understood very well that the Birkin reference was a joke?
There are two people on Nostr I never take seriously - you and me.
Others have been tricked into taking you seriously, text communication is missing a lot of subtleties.
And sometimes people know enough to not take you seriously - but still resent the implications of your joke, or find it cringe or in poor taste.
Don't worry, I get muted nearly as often as you, I sure.
Glad to hear that my dear fren! 🫀