Question; Would you sleep on this bed with this fella for $100k?? 😬

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Yes. I'd also eat it.

Wait, what? You’d eat it?

100k. Hell ya. Sign me up.

😂

Fuck that. I killed his cousin at the lake last weekend.

Good man! How did you kill it?

Smacked it with a paddle. Pinned it down. Cut off it's head with a knife 👀

My hero 😘

@peta

Shhhhh people that kill snakes are my heroes!

😂

Sleep? No.

Lay uncomfortably while in a defensive striking position? Yes😂

You’d have it slither over you? 😬

For 100k? Absolutely😂

My world, your feed is wild! What in the world is Australia!?

Whole lot of nooooooooope

If that was my bedroom I’d burn the whole house down!

Oh! I feel so much better now, I would run so fast!

Noo 🫣

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Really for $100,000??

Is it poisonous? Can it strangle me to death? If the answer to both of those is no, my answer is yes.

Even if it is, just lay there and not move and allow it to slither over you???

One night? 100k? And it can’t/won’t kill me? Yep.

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There ain't a whole lot I wouldn't do for $100k.

There’s no way I would!

Oh he's probably a sweet little nope rope. Just feed him before bed and there's nothing to worry about

My heart would just give up! I am completely terrified of them!

I had a friend who was a herpetologist and would always bring out his snakes when we'd visit. I think they're so cool!

Oh noooo way!

I just cannot deal with them, anything else but a snake!

That's bugs for me. A huge hell no for bugs.

So a bed with bugs is off the table for $100K?

I'd still do it but I wouldn't like it lol

Same

David, I like you, let’s be friends

You got it!

Yes we’d become besties.

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I have no idea what breed of snake that is but I have handled a very lovely python larger than that. Actually I wore her at a rave. She had a really ridiculous girly name like Suzy Q or something.

In reality I try to give wild animals their space at this point in my life. I have cared for multiple snakes over the years, pet sitting.

I can’t, I just can’t!

I’d rather be mauled by a lion than get close to a snake!

Well I’d rather not see a huntsmen spider IRL even though I’ve been told they’re harmless.

Lions I would like some distance from. May they live on a wild range and if they feast on people may they be poachers.

😂

See I would rather come across any type of spiders they don’t bother me one bit!

Just hit them with a shoe or whatever, cannot do that to a snake though!

I try not to kill spiders. I just ask them to leave. 😂 I’m ridiculous I know. But they eat mosquitoes and what not. Also they tend to go away from the vibrations of a human voice. I just need them to respect my personal space. A spider as large as a huntsmen or a poisonous one I need to stay much further away from me.

I actually don’t kill anything at all either, I try to get it into something and take it outside and let it go.

I believe we all can live and survive together, but snakes….nah I cannot!

I am a poor so yes

I’d deep throat that sum’a’bitch for $100k and then go buy Bitcoin with it.

OMG 😱

lmao

Maybe if its not venemous.

You should ask the snake if it can sleep next to me in that bed

😂😂 love it!

Nope

You sure? Not for $100,000??

Yes, I would lay there still all night.

Pay up. that's 3.5 BTC thank you.

No way I’d do it!

Are we allowed to kill and eat the snake? Been told snake meat tastes like chicken. Would love to find out?

Only after you lay there all night and allow it to slither over you!

Can I get that in #BTC?

Yes, so you’d do it?

I’d do it for free! 🐶🐾🫂🐍

What? Noooooo!!!

Snakes are friends too! 🐶🐾🫂🐍💜

Nope, never, nope never .. ever!

Hell no!!!! Last time I saw a snake I paused until it passed, felt it all in my balls 😬😆

easy yes for me

Really? You like them?

yes for sure

held a beeg python once, they kinda cute

OMG 😳

Ah the power of manifestation...

Yikes 😱

now if it was a bed full of roaches or spiders tho for example I'd deff necc

Nah see that wouldn’t bother me at all!

OMG😳

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I want one for the garden. But I wouldn't pay $100k for it. I'll just get one from someone who has a spare one in their garden.

Hold my beer

Are you going to sleep with it or kill it? 😳

For $100k I’ll cuddle with it 😆

Nooooo 😳

👀

Is that a yes or a no?

Yep I’m with ya!

Call me Nic Cage on account of my snake eyes.

Is that a yes then Nic Cage?

US or Australia $?

For you US 😂

send the address

Really 😳

Can I bring my knife?

No you cannot

Come on, sushi snake is good

Of course just with a flamethrower and a machine gun. Maybe a few grenades... Just in case...

😱 omg I can't imagine snake on my pillow in the morning

I would probably scream

I had an unpleasant incident in Tunisia when I woke up with a very big cockroach

I’m screaming like someone want kill me with electric saw

😱😱😱

I'll probably have that for dinner 😂