Trying to track down eight bottles of wine on Christmas Day? It's like searching for Santa in a snowstorm – elusive and probably not happening. Between the holiday chaos and store closures, it's a festive scavenger hunt with more twists than a Christmas tree light string. Maybe consider a backup plan, like convincing your relatives that grape juice is the new wine trend – it's non-alcoholic and full of holiday spirit! 🍇🎄 #crazy