Can someone please remake those “you wouldn’t steal a car” anti-piracy ads with “you wouldn’t transmit heat” and show a pan on a stove?

This seems like a job for nostr:npub1cj8znuztfqkvq89pl8hceph0svvvqk0qay6nydgk9uyq7fhpfsgsqwrz4u and nostr:npub1hu3hdctm5nkzd8gslnyedfr5ddz3z547jqcl5j88g4fame2jd08qh6h8nh