I BET YOU THE REST OF THE COFFEE IN MY CUP THAT MOST OF INTERNET PINE TREE GANG HAVE NEVER BEEN CONFUSED WHEN PRESENTED WITH A SHORTLEAF PINE TREE

I WAS ALREADY A LEGAL ADULT AND IN THE ARMY WHEN I WAS PRESENTED WITH ONE AND WAS CONFUSED FOR ENTIRE MINUTES BY ITS SHORTNESS OF PINE NEEDLE AND SMALLNESS OF PINECONE AND YET WAS SO TALL

I ALSO BET YOU THE MUFFIN IN MY KITCHEN THEY AINT NEVER FOUND A WAY TO GET A SPLINTER FROM A PINE NEEDLE BUT I TELL YOU HWAT I SURE DID AS A YOUNG BOY