nostr:npub184x308kdsl8vry9kltzckrxq6kmwa496fgmwy38hhz7txflvfcyql90jwc you're wrong, David Allan Coe wrote it years ago

The Perfect Country & Western Song

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sco_eBvXGTQ

about 3 minutes in he explains how it wasn't perfect until they wrote a new verse incorporating a few missing elements.