Took my daughter and her friend out to a fancy buffet brunch at the Four Seasons today for her birthday.

When you go to a high-end all-you-can-eat sashimi, oyster and fancy dessert place, you should act like you’ve been there before, pace yourself, have some class.

We did not.

Stuffed af, and my daughter and her friend are borderline vomiting.

I told them to go easy on the 11th dessert, but they didn’t listen.

At least I made sure they got their money’s worth of sashimi before they hit the sweets.