Omgeee this wayyyyy over my helmet! Thank you for thinking im of that computer intelligence!

I can’t setup a node. I don’t even know what a node is.🙈🫣

This website explains how setup node:

https://bitcoinnews.com/set-up-nostr-relay-server/

Here’s the kicker.. I don’t have faintest clue what these directions mean.. let alone the words. Directions from website says: “Setup VM. Choose your preferred VM provider – whether you prefer Linode, Digital Ocean, AWS, GCP, Azure, etc. For this quick guide I used the following setup in DigitalOcean…”.

VM provider?

Azure?

DigitalOcean?

It’s like reading a foreign language where I don’t understand grammar basics skills in.