You’re a special kind of stupid. Do you know how they prosecute? They can’t just look at whether or not a particular utxo was spent. Being stolen from and spending are identical on chain. They have to look at your meat space life to try and and figure out if you have income.
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YOU obviously have zero clue how they prosecute.
what they need is a CA "expert" to testify that the keys are probably still in your possession.
but keep smoking your hopium I guess.