Put DOWN the chainsaw BEFORE you pick up an issue
listening to conceptual hiphop with offgrid power, while sharpening a chainsaw by hand getting ready to cut more firewood, and periodically looking at nostr:npub1jlrs53pkdfjnts29kveljul2sm0actt6n8dxrrzqcersttvcuv3qdjynqn 's Flotilla open issues on github over the top of the chainsaw.
am i the modern man?
Discussion
fine. 🪚
I was once drinking beer while using a chainsaw to stand on one leg and lean over with one hand and cut a limb off and the thing I was standing on was not stable because I'm a genius
when I fell down the chainsaw kind of went cha cha chop down my leg and it shredded my jeans but never broke the skin
I was smart enough to say that it's Miller time and will pick this up tomorrow
that's about how I didn't lose my leg but should have