HAPPY BIRTHBLOCK, SATOSHI

April 5th, 1975 (allegedly) — the day the protocol was born… or at least claimed to be.

And what did Satoshi ask for on their birthday?

Not cake.

Not clout.

Not even a meme.

They gave us the gift—and dipped before the candles cooled.

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🎉 Fort Nakamoto Birthday Bulletin 🎉

• No selfies.

• No VC funding round.

• Just immaculate code, immaculate vibes, and an exit that would make Houdini blush.

Today we honor our mythical founder the only way we know how:

With confetti nodes, sovereign memes, and 21-gun-zap salutes.

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To Satoshi, wherever you are:

Thanks for ghosting with style and leaving us to fight over wallet.dat like it’s the One Ring.

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