Trigger frog.

Well, the frog was already there and it did keep coming back. It's not like nostr:npub1jk9h2jsa8hjmtm9qlcca942473gnyhuynz5rmgve0dlu6hpeazxqc3lqz7 was being chained with itsy bitsy frog sized shackles to the structure. Maybe frog liked the penthouse lyfe. Maybe he wanted to engage in Effective Altruism-style debauchery.

Ya just never know.