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The average man exaggerates the length of their penis by around a fifth. They also add around 2cm to their height! Facts.
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🇮🇹 Ṭø§Č̣āṄɛĻĻø 🇮🇹 2y ago

Sounds about right.

Couple caveats to this context however:

1) I never gave any measurement. Why spoil the hunt for Red October prematurely? No fun in that!

2) the average man these days has been widdled down to a very confused, insecure shell. Upon this shell the average man applies props and accessories in order to avoid blowing their cover as an Inadequate man.

Point #2 can't apply here neither. For if I were THAT average man. My ego would never let me know it, and hence never be able to type that ugly truth out.

I'm on fire tonight!!

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🇮🇹 Ṭø§Č̣āṄɛĻĻø 🇮🇹 2y ago

And I'm humbly, 5'10" (so.... 6'0 or so LOL)

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

Damn you are on fire 🔥 🤣🤣

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🇮🇹 Ṭø§Č̣āṄɛĻĻø 🇮🇹 2y ago

Just got out of the pool for my nightly lap swimming session and had a couple 'spros.

Might have something to do with it 🤔

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

Further to your points above;

1- those that use the words ‘hunt for red October’ usually need a telescope to find it 😂

2- yes the average man is just that, an average man 😂

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🇮🇹 Ṭø§Č̣āṄɛĻĻø 🇮🇹 2y ago

Behind every one of those 'average men', you'll find a life sucking woman.

Usually his mother lol

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

They’re all ‘mom’s boys’!

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🇮🇹 Ṭø§Č̣āṄɛĻĻø 🇮🇹 2y ago

I suppose.

But some of us men have the ability to tame those boys' moms back to wreckless young ladies - if only for a night. 🚬

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

Back to reckless ladies? 🤔

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🇮🇹 Ṭø§Č̣āṄɛĻĻø 🇮🇹 2y ago

Alright. That's it for me here!

Y'all have been great 👍 👌

Curtain call

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

All good buddy, have a good one!

Just playing around with you, have a good evening 🫂

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🇮🇹 Ṭø§Č̣āṄɛĻĻø 🇮🇹 2y ago

Further to point #1:

You're right. But, it only seems to work when you turn the telescope backwards 😀

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

Telescopes help us see objects more clearly. But if you look through the wrong end of the telescope, it does just the opposite: instead of seeing objects more clearly, you see them less clearly – and they seem even farther away 😂-meaning even smaller!

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🇮🇹 Ṭø§Č̣āṄɛĻĻø 🇮🇹 2y ago

Why must some muddy what was pretty good wit when we can't keep up any longer?

😜

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The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

Facts 😂