Good evening #nostr

It's story time with Mike, your favourite entertainer on here (but you already know that):

Last year I was in Malta for the first time. After arriving at the house we stayed in I walked to the beach, dropped all my clothes and just jumped in the water. What I didn't know was that you are not allowed to be at the beach naked. My friend told me after.

So for the rest of the holiday I was wearing shorts and a shirt at the beach. I could swim naked in my friends pool, but that's just the same.

For this year I bought myself a micro bikini that is hardly visible. It's basically just strings with a tiny piece of fabric on them. TAKE THAT REGULATIONS! 😆

But there is a price to pay, I might have to shave a few of my body parts 🤷‍♂️