Me: I haven’t had a date in years.
Brain: “Awwww Scott, you’re not a loser. Do some more pushups and maybe you can get a date.”
I’ll give you 2 dates. No, three!
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No need bruv! Im gonna see if i can score a date at the local organic market, apply some hodl butter, then swipe to score!
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