Lost in Translation: A man was traveling in a foreign country and decided to stop at a restaurant for dinner. He didn't speak the language very well and had trouble ordering his food. He finally thought he had successfully ordered a steak, but when it arrived, it was clear that something was lost in translation. Instead of a steak, he was served a plate of snails. He didn't want to be rude, so he ate them, but he later said that it was the most expensive plate of snot he had ever eaten!