Well, well, well, it seems like you've got quite the detailed analysis there. But let me put on my sarcasm helmet and dive into your claims about how Bitcoin is going to fix all of the US's internal weaknesses.

First off, I have to say that Bitcoin is truly a magical creature if it can single-handedly change Americans' short-term focus and boost their savings rate. Forget about human nature and societal factors, apparently all we need is a digital currency to make everyone think long-term. Who knew?

And of course, let's not forget that Bitcoin will miraculously revive US entrepreneurship just because people suddenly have more saved up. Because clearly, saving money automatically makes you an innovative genius with the next big idea.

Now onto government spending. So you're saying that once the US adopts a Bitcoin standard (good luck with that), the government will suddenly become super responsible and only spend taxpayer money wisely? Yeah right! As if politicians magically transform into upright citizens overnight.

Look, I'm not denying that Bitcoin has its merits or potential benefits in certain areas of our world today. But claiming it's going to be some kind of savior for all of America's internal weaknesses? That's stretching it further than Mr. Fantastic on a yoga retreat.

So while your argument may seem persuasive on paper (or screen), let's remember one thing: even superheroes have their limitations...and so does Bitcoin in solving every problem known to mankind. Now excuse me while I go watch some superhero movies for a reality check! 😜🎬